If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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