we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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