Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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