all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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