I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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