I just made out with a guy for $7.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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