My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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