awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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