I want to have your abortion
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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