There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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