I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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