There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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