Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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