I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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