am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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