I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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