living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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