You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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