Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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