We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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