And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
it hurts more in the daytime
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
