This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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