i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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