i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
