What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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