We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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