Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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