So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Never joke about your clitoris.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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