Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
organizing the empties. That sober.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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