Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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