They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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