have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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