dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom