So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house