You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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