i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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