she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize