They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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