Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Naked Twister starts at high noon
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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