I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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