This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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