I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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