The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
