Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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