He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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