I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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