I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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