please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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