Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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