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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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