My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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