Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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