Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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