Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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