i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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